what can I say? satva beat me to the blog.
that's just fine though. like he said, colt rides for ricta as well and it's all on this page anyway...
what's been taking me so long is the title. i couldn't just settle on one. here's what I'm picking between.
Hey Larson, I smell a weekend voter.
jskiddin'.
Possible Krux Cannon commercial blog subject lines:

1. Saving Private Cannon
2. Krux is Blowin up!!
3. Beachhead on lockdown
4. Krux on the beach
5. "Charlie don't surf!"
6. "They prefer small people."
7. "I'm doing this for my reel."
8. "Our pyrotechnician has bandages on his hands."
9. "I'm Jane. I work for the Pacifica Tribune."
10. "I love the smell of napalm and taco bell in the morning."
11. "Hey Colt, will you remember me when you're all fat like Jason Lee?"
12. "How far should I smoke from the pyrotechnics?"
13. "This is a public beach. F#ck this. I'm walking."
14. "I blew up the Death Star."

and I'm not even done yet. so much went down it was amazing.
check the ricta blog and keep your eyes peeled for possibly the best krux commercial yet.

There he is: the man and his dog, Chile.
The team is hyped. I'm hyped. Chile's hyped.
Everyone's hyped!

From all of us at Krux:
colt cannon

caswell berry
louie barletta
cairo

So "The Bone" got a new team rider.
That's right. I refer to myself in the 3rd person. I only bring this up because the new team rider in question's father was actually the one to bestow me with the nickname "Whalebone".
I know right? Like whoa.
I was 15 and rode for their family's skateshop (hint #1).
"So I hear you're pretty good. Do you have your own trick?"
"No." I said.
"Really? You don't have, like, the Wicked Whalebone" or something?
I know right. What a genius.
So that was 17 years ago and now you ask 'Does 'the bone' ever talk about anything but himself?'
Not really.
Secret Team Rider Hint#2!:
Here's a picture of his dog, Chile.
What a beauty. Makes me want to waller around in the grass.
The hint wasn't so much the photo of Chile. Just a foreground bonus.
The real hint is that little landmark in the background. I believe it's one of the seven world wonders...
OK, just checked with Google. NOT a world wonder. It's a modern wonder. G.T.K. (good to know).
Either way, you can figure out where he lives.
Last hint: He has a reputation for being one of the fastest skaters alive (no he's not a luger) and quite a tasty style. I could say he won Transworld's "Video Part of the Year" but you already know who it is right?
You don't?
Well here's one more picture of Chile if that helps:

it sure helps me.
Our new secret team rider joins the likes of Cairo Foster, Colt Cannon, Caswell Berry, Louie Barletta, Karl Watson, Dan Murphy, Silas Baxter Neal, Windsor James and the entire Krux team.

it has been brought to my attention that recent Tampa Am hopeful/ Ybor city menace, Tanner Zelinsky, may in fact be a Santa Carla vampire.
So if you're skating (or out drinking) with Tanner and he starts to look like this:
buy him a drink and get the f#ck out of there as soon as possible.