The Creature Worst Tattoo Ever Contest started yesterday and it looks like some people are a little scared to get the party started so Chewy stepped it up. Basically, Chewy is sure that he has worse tattoos than anybody and is claiming a landslide victory on his behalf. Considering he works here, the fact that he wins stuff he could get for free is just greedy and sort of hilarious. Check out just a couple of his little turdballs... I'm sure you can't tell but this is Calvin, yah, that Calvin... And here's from his rock steady ska youth... Wilson decided to hop on board with this forearm number one that looks a little number two Last but not least here's JB's entry.... This is what he said about the fine specimen...."Shortly after getting my piece this chick dropped me like a bad habit. She's now married to some construction dude, has 3 kids and lives in Scotts Valley. For the last 11 years I've had to either hide this from new girlfriends or when things get serious with a new girl, I have to have the most uncomfortable conversation about my demoralizing drunken decision." Ouch, 6 more days to go people get on the good foot and send that shit in. The prize may get bigger....
Happy Turkeydicks see you jive asses next week....