After much deliberation and a little whiskey we have chosen the winner for the Creature Worst Tattoo Ever Contest. We did run into a little problem in regards to what deems a tattoo bad. Is it if the idea is good but the execution is bad or is it if it's a bad idea and a solid execution. The judging was stiff, we eliminated Foxy Grandma on account he is getting it covered up and not proudly flying his flag of regret. Anyway, we basically picked a winner and a runner up. MySpace Amie is the winner with her 100% Skateboarder tattoo she got from her dad with a pin and some ink. She wins a Creature board, a set of OJ's and 2 t-shirts. Our runner up is Gary Ashpole from New Jersey with his "pump it like a fatbird" tat. This thing really threw us for a loop, let's look at it again...

Wow! It's cool that it says "Pump it" and it's right above your butthole... and you have a pink belt on! Gary you win a half a bottle of Listerine and Creature deck. Winners should email and I will get your stuff going
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You guys ready for the next contest? Here it is. The contest for the week is to email me an idea for the next contest. Welcome to the Creature Best Idea for a Contest Contest. All ideas will be reviewed and the winner gets 2 creature boards and an empty bottle of whiskey. Get your ideas in by next Tuesday to win...