The Partanen Bad Brains contest exploded like bad case of the die-die. Everybody pretty much got screwed though because no sooner than I posted the contest, Jeff Channon responded with the correct "Human Rights" response. I felt like the name sounded familiar and gawd damnit if this dude didn't win 2 Creature blog contests prior to this one. It would make sense if he worked here or read my diary but no on both counts. So, here it is a mini interview with the Creature blogs biggest winner... Why do you think you seem to win nearly every online Creature contest?
Let's just say my hackle rises and I go to Strangenotes.com. Also, why can't you give away a bunch of money? It's green?

What Hollywood celebrity should we put on the team and you can't say Burt Reynolds as it's obvious?
Personally, I think it should be somebody dead. Doesn't that make sense? And if you follow that, then it should no doubt be Steve McQueen. If it should be a living celebrity, then maybe just about anybody from the movie slapshot. Brad Sullivan (aka Mo Wanchuk) is a standout. Burt Reynolds was absolutely my first choice! Wait a minute, forget that, Sean effin Penn! Or maybe Mickey Rourke. He was good and then he self-destructed. Have you seen him lately? He's lookin' pretty rough.
Way to go Jeff.
P.S. You're 86'ed from any future Creature contest.
P.P.S. Stay out of my diary.
note to self: The Wizard's Lair demands doughnuts.