After rifling through the hundreds of entries (16) for the DAF contest, I came to the conclusion that my sense of humor is so honed that nothing is funny anymore. So I decided to drink myself to death with a bunch of cheap wine and a crew of the lamest dudes. Turns out, that’s funny, I mean, the Web Wizards broken clavicle wasn’t funny (sort of) and neither was Kdubs journey to the dark lands of triple chamber town (kinda funny too) but something about that night really tickled my fancy.
Anyway, here’s the DAF coozie winners you should be getting an email soon to collect your prizes.
Miles Cooley (retard)
Jonathan Krizanek
Cutty Ian
Jason Stephens









Wine Farrrrrrrt
….and that Malbec was IN-CREDIBLE