DAF OUT!

Dusting off the blog webs and trying to remember how to do this…
First off, quit laughing Taylor, you owe me 60 bucks. Thank God I got something out of watching the longest game of the century.

Next, I was cleaning out the new team van/hot oyster factory and found a bag full of coozies, score for you guys….

Funniest comment gets a pack of 5 coozies, me and Noah will decide what’s funny… cause we know what’s funny. Me, personally, I enjoy anything to do with farts, boobs and stereotypes, good luck!

Jul 12, 2010 by lee

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brian leonard is a god dam weirdo!!!!.

 

THE GAPE OF YOUR HOLE BEGINS TO PREP WHEN IT IS CLEAR THERE ARE UNNATURAL DEEDS TO ACCEPT.

 

Will the Coozie’s keep my dick warm? If so hook me up!

 

ellisa steamer headbutted my nutsack(its the truth)

 

spuing it!! naf noozies

 

Tell David Gravette he rips, and that I will barf in his ass for those coozie’s. Also I will let him play with my moms Big ol bubble Titties.

 

So throwing up on a dudes ass? That’s some twisted shit.. Especially with the fact you complemented him, then said you’d blow chunks on his ass, I’d say you’d have more of a chance getting your ass than get some coozie’s. Hahah. “Dude! I’ll puke all over your ass if you give me those coozie’s! Come on man! It’s a good deal! Shit comes out of there anyway right!?”.

 

A funny joke eh?

Gravette on CIRCA!

oh shit that happened

 

What do you call a russian with hair in his teeth?? Glad-i-ator

 

front teeth are overrated. toothless hummers are not.

 

what does pizza and jews have in comen they both burn in a oven

 

the day cranston goes pro, cats will fornicate openly with dogs, time will run backwards, hamburgers will eat people, and robbers will chase cops !!!!!

 

go tell lee charron to go eat a bag of baby nigga dicks

 

Bingaman has chipped teeth cuz i got him a vibrator for his birthday!

 

WTF are coozies anyway? Aren’t they the things you put around your beer??? Hmmm maybe I should google it?? Oh well shit I wanna win em anyway,,,, ehh!! Can’t think of any,,, well now I’m gonna drive all the way to KFC with my blinker on the whole way (and no I’m not asain or black) racist fucks….

 

you know the difference between a bartender and a proctologist? a proctologist only looks at one asshole at a time.

 

oh no i didnt win one

 

aw man! did you see that loud black girl farting out of her boobs!?

 

So its like, i want some koozies or some shit like that. that would be pretty rad. im not much for jokes tho. uh, if ya give me some like koozies, il gives ya some free taxi rides. im drivin in brooklyn so like. gimme some koozies and il drive your drunk asses around.

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