After rifling through the hundreds of entries (16) for the DAF contest, I came to the conclusion that my sense of humor is so honed that nothing is funny anymore. So I decided to drink myself to death with a bunch of cheap wine and a crew of the lamest dudes. Turns out, that’s funny, I mean, the Web Wizards broken clavicle wasn’t funny (sort of) and neither was Kdubs journey to the dark lands of triple chamber town (kinda funny too) but something about that night really tickled my fancy.
Anyway, here’s the DAF coozie winners you should be getting an email soon to collect your prizes.
Miles Cooley (retard)
Jonathan Krizanek
Cutty Ian
Jason Stephens

Here’s an update of the shit that is engulfing my desk:

This newspaper has been on my desk for more than a month, Creature props in the Lincoln City paper. You can see the new skate track in the back.Thanks Freil, sorry for my blag (blog lagging)

Need to get this book to Heddings from Upson, had it for at least 2 months.

Hitz sent these in with a top secret new shape. Christopher Lohan and Nicole Manilow.

Got a crap load of these new Creature/Uncommon Iphone cases. Go get one at Get Uncommon

And lastly, I just got 500 Eric Dressen X Creature lighters. Turns out you can’t ship lighters without a permit. So guess who never has to worry about lighters again… This guy.

Why would we be making Eric D. lighters? you ask. These will be available Thursday. Only a few hundred offered.

Navs and the dudes are headed up here on a vert mission and today’s featured video is a full vert piece from our pike up at 3rd Lair. Man, you’d think that vert was like an actual viable part of skateboarding, thank goodness it’s only a dream.

In other news, we actually released the Cranny Pack and it’s available now. Unfortunately, I don’t think the Cranny Pack itself can really hold a candle to the video about the Cranny Pack that Marty and Joe made. Lazers? Are we f*cking working at Lucas Ranch for christs sake?

Back when we were making Hesh Law there was a lot of late nights with the crew. P-stone was always part of the crew and the later it got, the more brews went down and that’s when the magic really started to happen. One night the magic had reached a fever pitch and P-stone claimed he was going to make Gravette’s part in 20 minutes. He went full Scorsese and made this beauty.

Dusting off the blog webs and trying to remember how to do this…
First off, quit laughing Taylor, you owe me 60 bucks. Thank God I got something out of watching the longest game of the century.

Next, I was cleaning out the new team van/hot oyster factory and found a bag full of coozies, score for you guys….

Funniest comment gets a pack of 5 coozies, me and Noah will decide what’s funny… cause we know what’s funny. Me, personally, I enjoy anything to do with farts, boobs and stereotypes, good luck!