I'm so busy over here picking up Novak's dry cleaning and cleaning the f*cking bathrooms there isn't a minute for blogging even when there's something worth splashing over the intermasses. For instance, did you guys know that Sean Conover rides for The Creach now? Well, guess what? Yup. Sean rips. The contract he signed is pretty lucrative (includes a neon green jet-ski) and the kid already got him self a Mag Minute over at The Mag. Welcome to the team Young Conover. Prepare masses, Hesh Law will bite your face.
In other news, Ponts is up in Alaska flying planes in the f*cking tundra... Is there some type of reality show about this kind of sh*t? Navs would know. If not, we got dibs.
Check out this spawn of the Hitz clan... Ezra Hitz... Kid's got deep hesh roots and obviously a pretty great t-shirt selection.
Oh and speaking of great t-shirts, Ole Kram dropped this little gem on me today... If the jpeg is too small to tell, the fingers go in Creature's A-hole. Genius. Out 2012.
If you were to go to IHOP and order the Hesh Law Breakfast it might look alot like this... Actual size of the waffle is 15 feet tall and the syrup is made up entirely of liquid acid.