We just updated the Saints and Sinners mega-micro-site with 4 new video entries, one of which is a special late addition to the tour. Here's a hint: he's from Indiana and has the option to fire me if the tour doesn't go well. Go here for more info and check back on the regular for tales of success and failure.

The Baby Lamb rolled into Santa Cruz last week to put some brews back and take care of some future business. Between you and me, the kid is a mess, seems he can't as much take a piss without getting hurt somehow. I mean, sure, he could drink a 12er and 5-0 a 25 stair rail and roll away clean but he may also simply roll out of bed and need to get 15 stitches to the face, go figure. Anyway, Gravette threw caution to the wind and let me tattoo him... 11 tats under my belt and obviously not getting much better, I mean what is that a camel head on a lamb body? and what the hell is that coming out of his butt?

Highlights of my power 48 hour journey to Hollywierd...
- The 60 year old lady/plastic surgery nightmare asking if we filmed any porn at Rick and Buddy's studio.
- Guzman claiming we could probably see her naked if we invited her inside.
- Cranston rolling a "stunt joint" for 3 hours on set.
- "Stunt Weed"
- Partanen taking power naps at the bar
- Hanging out at the 6th St. zone of the LA resevoir (the part that smells like old piss in a old mayonaise jar) for 4 hours.
- Neil, period.
- Gravette at 2am, bringing ladies to their knees by putting week old puppies to sleep at will.
- Me at 2 am, dropping puppies and explosive tequila farts.
- Being Olsen's Cigarette Caddy while on set.
- Hewitt's euro swim trunks. And Moustache. And old man haircut.
- Putting Olsen's face scar in my wallet.
- The Blood Sluts.
- Can pipes.
- Rick and Buddy
- Hitz explaining how make a "stunt bottle", smashing it on Cranston's head and launching glass into my eyeballs.
- Creature's new "Married Men's Therapy Group"
- Taking off my shoes and achieving the "That smells worse than Boat's feet" award
- Drinking at the hostile and feeling like I was in Germany, surrounded by faux hawks.
- Partanen's back lip over the stairs... deep and shallow.
- Baby Lamb's grass scorpion

Check Lance's blog over here for some shots.

Thanks to everybody who is still down there making it happen, see you soon, I just secured a re-accuring role on Gossip Girl....