I can't commit. I'm re-evaluating our relationship.

Damn, long week...
Couple of big things went down this week. First, Ole Crow hand came up for some serious Hesh Law rituals. No doubt about it, Hesh Law will be earth shattering but what really seemed to blossom was the sequel to the critically acclaimed Butt Country. Navs has really put in the time on the ole "can-cam"... stay tuned for more...
While Navs was here we also had to set up some time have him interview himself for his Slap Interview Pretty introspective stuff. Thanks to Kram for the always impeccable gaffing.
So no sooner did The Vertical Vampire show up than Al P, Gravette, Taylor and Rollo cruised in to film the Brue Killer commercial. See what transpired here. Thanks to Wilson, P-stone and E-man for putting up with my Scorseski. Good times!
So, basically my face was brue-bloated and my liver hurt for days after the crew left, but I did manage to turn up the heat with this relic from the past, only 250 available!

Here's the thing internet people, there are some things cooking over here that I want to tell you about but I can't and it's not like we haven't known each other forever but, you just have to wait, til then here's a picture of Stu, remember him? In other, semi-out-of-the-blue news we threw the First Annual Trifuctya today. The race involved eating 3 hot dogs, downing a can of soda, running around the building and finishing by completing a doughnut. 7 contestants signed up, the thing was damn near a landslide, here was went down... Yup, lips and assholes. Pole positions set... Prize pack was pretty sick, Brue Killer complete, some Chewy art and a Vallely Skateboards helmet from TSG, wow! The Con-man came to win, even Novak was trying to put money on him. Speaking of the preacher guy from Poltergiest, the man himself. I was banking on The Ice man and Mar to blow doors on these fools. But I could tell as soon as Marty put on the headcam he wasn't taking this thing seriously I would have also put money on the newly relocated Heavy Metal Chuck. As soon as he started drenching his buns in Sprite I thought he had something Marty on his way to last place. May I present you with the man of the hour, Joel Ellis, dude is an animal, and regardless of the chest pains he may be feeling now, he killed it, Kobiyashi would be proud my man, don't die. There's a party in Joel's mouth Way to go holmes. In hindsight I think this is where I thought Joel was gonna lose it and either puke or go into cardiac arrest but he totally pulled through like a champ.

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