We had a hot Lemon Party in the Art Dept. yesterday. Tyler got himself a whole tattoo rig complete with DVD, hosted by Tattoo Tony. Tony made it sound like you could virtually start a tattoo shop with this gun and a cash register. So, that's pretty much our plan. Tony thought we should start by tatting down some lemons. Here comes Ty-Ty with the best most obvious option Kram comes with some tight script Bri-core gets busy with some jailhouse styles I came with a Von Dutch tribute And then Chewy comes in and lays down complete annihilation with this Japanese dragon and basically blew everybody away... If you'd like to schedule an appointment we have a 3 month wait list and we decide what you get tattooed with, not you.

Checking the headlines today and ran into this. Realizing right after I opened it that this is Creature rider Devin Appelo's brother, Taylor... Woah, really so messed up, I don't even know what to say about it. I hope they find these guys and do something to make up for Taylor's face. Those of you in the Portland area, keep your eyes open for a benefit to pay Taylor's medical fees, which are probably in the tens of thousands, so lame.
On a lighter note, Parts sent me this. S.A.D.!! Pretty much best voicemail I've heard in a while. Creature Skillz!
If you live in Jersey and you only buy sh*t from shops that support skateboarding, then chances are you go to NJ skateshop. We teamed up with NJ to offer up this new Union board, only 60 made, handscreened....check it. These boards should hit their shop floor by the end of the week, true fiends should hail the awesome and buy them all...
We're running a Toughest Lemon Tattoo contest in here, results tommorrow...

Hey Navs, when your done making power moves check this car out. I just tattooed Holly from sales last week with a Creature graphic, guess which one and win nothing! Final note: Who ever made this gets a free deck, prove it and the packy is on the way.
Gravette's on his way here, I gotta split before he gets here....

Damn Tay-Tay!

Nice sticker, what's up with those trucks?

Nice custom. What's up with those trucks?

Sweet edit. Finally, this guy gets it!

Rip Rider butters!

Focus Drama!

Tattered.

In an effort show some sort of consistency on this blog I present our second installment of "I work at NHS, who gives a f*ck?" This weeks interview is with Jordan Tabayoyouyayan, he's from Sonoma or Sonora, I'm not sure which, he handles the Santa Cruz stuff here at NHS and could have the best tre bomber at the factory (maybe second to The Bone)... So Jordan, you have this sort of pacific islander thing going on but you totally act like a white guy. What's your deal?
Well lee, I fluctuate like the seasons... In the winter, I morph into this light brown, almost olive color... I wouldn't say I'm olive complected...Maybe an olive that's been dropped behind the bar at Brady's. Aren't olives green? or black? In the summer I turn this dark brown looking color. Kinda like a salamander... Its awesome when I go traveling south of the equator, everybody thinks I'm a local, South America, Hawaii, Jamaica...Some refer to me as the shape shifter of Sonorma.
Great Jordan, you lost me at olives. F*ck an olive.
If you're heading to skate a ditch with Hitz, don't bother bringing your board, Shitler has you covered... Speaking of the Hitman, check his Thrasher Hitlist here.
Hey Marty, check this vid of some straight street scrating. PS I guess we can't say we made it up anymore. And speaking of the Web Dept. Where the f*ck is the web wizard?