When I was talking about the new After Effects I wasn't really talking about that. That's like an even gay-er "what, what, in my butt" with a medieval twist. No, when I was talking about getting the new After Effects I was thinking something more like this...
Preach! Dude's got the best "Rap Mogul" in the game.
So, we just got done with 2 days of sales meetings and all I got to say is that all you other brands out there are in serious trouble. I mean, unless you got road reps that have tougher nicknames than "Chainsaw" or "Heavy Metal" then you might as well pack up shop and maybe start selling patio furniture or something.
I have to commend Chewy for setting a sweet little Santa Cruz presentation zone. I mean check this thing out, pretty inviting right? Well, I'm hella outta here for 2 weeks... Be cool to your gay cousin, see you guys later.

While in my pre-blog meditation it struck me that I have all this content about the Art Deptartment's own Brian Imler AKA Bri-Core AKA Bri-Bri AKA Sprion AKA Pixie Pants. So, this is the first in an on going series of mini interviews with NHS employees called "Hey, I work at NHS, who gives a f*ck?". Let's begin... Hey, so, what's your deal?
Lately it's been getting hit by girls, space vans and a sore nose.
Wow, so, would you call yourself the grand wizard or the high priest of boardshort design?
High Priest of Swim Trunks.
Cool, so, what celebrity would you compare yourself too?
Matador (from The Pick-Up artist)... is he a celebrity?
Yes.
Brian sports those earlobe expander doo-hickies but when push comes to shove he turns that "fixed gear" style into "Corpo Chic". This is Brian's hand covered in blood from his face after this weekends High on Fire show in which he got smashed by a random elbow.
Way to go Brian, you work at NHS, who gives a f*ck?

Do you guys miss Stu like we do? Mr. Graham has been AWOL since he got shipped back to his Motherland for being allergic to proper paperwork. Don't kid yourselves though, Stu's been mowing through his native country side wrecking shit! For instance, he just got the cover of the Sidewalk Mag! Way to go Stu and I mean, I really appreciate you wearing that Creature tee but I wonder if getting photo incentive from these guys might be better and more delicious...
Hey David Toscano, didn't you win a Creature contest too? Busted.
Did you guys here about the Creature time machine? It's the best... Here's Navs, circa 1991 High Priest Shitler, 1986, Chanel? Damn Sam! Al P, goes full frontal in 25 BC.
PS. Anybody go to the Quicksilver costume contest?
So, yup, Flip is officially here. Appleyard stole my parking space and Rowley tried to fire me today. Total lie, but Rowley is considering letting me tattoo "Made in England" on the bottom of his foot. To show him that I have "mad skills" I tattoo'd a gem on Bratrud... Check out Todd's Blog over at The Mag.