BK hooked us up on a little product review over at The Daily. You can tell that this dude is a god damn professional, he took the damn thing to a cemetery. Thanks Bryce!
All the Ams made it back from their 7 weeks in the Yuck Van and Truman was the only one to get a staff infection. Good Job dudes and Truman hang on to that ointment, you never know when you might need it again... What new Creature Power Am just got himself a new Strike Fast tattski?
Mr. Mallory did, congrats holmes... PS Adrian also scored some hot shots in the new Thrasher, out now!
Hey Wizard, this is what I'm getting you for Wizard Appreciation Day I heard the G5 model is way faster...

Heddings popped in for some mini tacos yesterday. We rapped out about how cool Home Depot is and the health attributes of drinking lots of wine in Napa. Neil basically rules. He's been building tons of ramps, in fact, he built all the ramps for this sh*t. PS Neil said 90% of the obstacle ideas were Haslam's... Go figure. That last trick made me pee a little.
Yuck van comes back today. Guaranteed 10 times more Yuck after that month and a half long AM trip.

Trifecta went down last weekend or as I like to call it "Attack of the Bacon". Our young Taylor Bingaman was at the Battleground leg of the contest and got his GOD DAMN face blown off. Seriously, some 12 year old kid criss-crossed into him which broke some part of his face, then the impact sent him into the tranny breaking another part of his face. Damn! Talked to Tay Tay yesterday he's back in Sack-ramento nursing a broken nose and cheek and he's got some stitches on his eyelid. Want to see what it looked like? Thought you'd never ask... Oh, you wanted closer? "Anybody got a smoke?" Thanks to TC, Red, Cody and Ezra for all the Creature hype...
And way to go Reeves, 4th place at Tigard.

Word on the street is that if you go here and click on one of the special Morrissey squares you could win a free I-phone... just what I heard...

Hottest thing to hit the web...and then go fakie

South America through the looking glass of the Lord High Subjector of Thine Unholy and Total Baggery.... Thanks to Ivan (El Presidente) for all the hospitality, the boys had "the best trip ever".
F*ck, Hesh Law is spreading, ceremonies in progress.