Quit your job.
Leave your chick.
The day is yours, go skate!*
(*easy for me to say)

Judging by my morning, I should burst into flames by the end of the day.

The Partanen Bad Brains contest exploded like bad case of the die-die. Everybody pretty much got screwed though because no sooner than I posted the contest, Jeff Channon responded with the correct "Human Rights" response. I felt like the name sounded familiar and gawd damnit if this dude didn't win 2 Creature blog contests prior to this one. It would make sense if he worked here or read my diary but no on both counts. So, here it is a mini interview with the Creature blogs biggest winner... Why do you think you seem to win nearly every online Creature contest?
Let's just say my hackle rises and I go to Strangenotes.com. Also, why can't you give away a bunch of money? It's green?

What Hollywood celebrity should we put on the team and you can't say Burt Reynolds as it's obvious?
Personally, I think it should be somebody dead. Doesn't that make sense? And if you follow that, then it should no doubt be Steve McQueen. If it should be a living celebrity, then maybe just about anybody from the movie slapshot. Brad Sullivan (aka Mo Wanchuk) is a standout. Burt Reynolds was absolutely my first choice! Wait a minute, forget that, Sean effin Penn! Or maybe Mickey Rourke. He was good and then he self-destructed. Have you seen him lately? He's lookin' pretty rough.
Way to go Jeff.
P.S. You're 86'ed from any future Creature contest.
P.P.S. Stay out of my diary.
note to self: The Wizard's Lair demands doughnuts.

While the Indy dudes are smoking acid, the rest of us over here in the cubicle are in catalog crunchtime. If you guys want a sneak peek at what you can see from Creature at ASR go here.
Stu-ey got an online interview over at the Thrash. When Stu's not getting interviews he's calling me to re-route packages all over the east coast.
Navs has been checking from the Indy tour with tales of hellish hangovers in 100 degree weather. He also got a new tattoo of a crow on his hand while on the road. Him and Braydon have been sharing hotel rooms, keep your eyes peeled for "The Bat Face and Crow Hand Show" sitcom coming soon...
Gravette just got back from his Bones Europe trip to attend the Transworld awards. That's right, our Baby Lamb's "And Now" part coming this Friday. We're hyped... also check out the Creature Feature in the new Transworld, it's waaaay in the back, where all the real good shit goes.
Horn has been on creeping around here alot lately, he was here last week and he's supposed to be here today, sheesh. He'll be hyped to know that I found his new theme song.
Before Partanen left for the Indy trip he sent me a one-off Bad Brains stencil board to slang on the interweb. You can win this one of a kind shred wood by answering this question. "What does Bad Brains frontman initials H.R. stand for?" The first person to email me the correct answer gets the stencil board and a Partanen metal board...get on it.

I owe the Web Wizard doughnuts and the guilt is killing me.
Me and Chewy took the childrens to a petting zoo in San Jose. Needless to say, it didn't take long before we turned it into a "heavy" petting zoo if you know what I mean. Oh, you don't... This chick was hyped...