So in case, you hadn't heard we got a new website.
The internet praise is rolling in. Willy from the Thrasher comments says "Past the cool video clips, that new site is a navigational nightmare." and hmmmm says "-Interesting- use of Flash, to be constructive...". Thanks everybody, keep 'em coming! PS Gordon still rides for us we just forgot to add his name, sorry gordo.

Me and Ron are headed out to Minneapolis for Top Shop on the 25th. Creature is running a little contest on Saturday night, check the flyer----->

Ron and I will be judging on chugging style as well as how you hit the jumper. Big prizes for real...

Usually, it's pretty easy to procrastinate updating this thing but sometimes there's so much sh*t going on, I have no choice but to let the minions know what's up.
First, the biggest news. We are proud to announce that we have turned Stu Graham pro. Stu's a juggernaut of shred and is well deserving of this new pro status. Check out the video box for Mr. Graham's official announcement video (yup, we got bagpipes in there). Scottish bred, Shuriken approved... We've also released a new limited board with Sacto mega-hessian Skinner. Maybe you've seen Skinner's work with the Blood Wizards. Bottom line, the dude rules and his board is sure to trip you the effe out. Only 300 made, comes with Skinner's monster zine, silkscreened and numbered. Check our April flyer

------> PS. that's a goat hoof. As you can see we got some new team decks in there too, so what the f*ck are you waiting for.
In team news, Navs took it to the face on some 11 stair rail after 2 18 packs and a bottle of Jagermiester, nice one. Neil and Sam have been alley racing with young fiends Raven and Marky Clements. "Haksaws in The Alley" vid coming soon. Speaking of young fiends we've officially started flowing SD's Truman Hooker, keep you're eyes shaved for a Strange Notes part coming real soon, kid is savage. Partanen was in North Cacalaca with Luda, I got no idea what went on there but stab in the dark they drank brews and skated. Taylor Bingaman is all healed up from his leg snap and got himself a mohawk/mullet thing with a duck tail, recovery can be a dark place. Alex Horn is back in the Northwest, sending text messages and leaving his shit everywhere. Gravette's been all over the globe but is currently in SD/LA getting some final stuff for his Transworld part. Hey Gravette, you've come a long way buddy, it makes us proud, you've turned into a full grown baby lamb...
In other news, the new Lowcard is out and the old Lowcard (Concussion) has a new issue out as well. In his standard "everything sucks" writing style Concussion Davoud opens the new issue with an ode to yours truly. I love you too bro, I will miss getting weed headaches from laying out frontside air photos for 9 hours straight. Baby play date/Dads drink whiskey date?
Thanks to Thrasher for our T'Eddy awards...
Kinker King- Baby Lamb
The Great Pumpkin- Shrekers
Coverage Monster- Us
Oh yeah, heads up Japan, the crew is coming....
I think that's it, oh, this just in, Good Times Gus just ordered a shitload of Creature wood, real time. Thanks Gus!
PS. I can't spell

Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.