I got a whiff of this last week. Why would anybody burn JJ? The dude is the most radicalest. I guess it would have been on the Santa Cruz blog but take a gander at that holiday greeting, these things take time. I guess this slipped through the cracks as well, Dressen Fully Tapped!
Check out El Gordo getting his U pipe on at DLX Mill Valley demo here.
Navs and Horn brought the yuck van back last week. We went bowling and Horn got himself a god damn Turkey! The Senator also got the most style points of the night with his Lebowski-esque rolling style. Navs fact of the day: He used to be a really good bowler in High School. The dudes stayed for a night I dropped them off at the airport, puked on the highway coming home and was deemed "best employee ever" as soon as I got back. Ha!
A couple of weeks back I was at the bar and came home with this fake/maybe real piece of shit in my pocket. Don't ask. Anyway, Me and Widmann dissected the said poo to see what we were dealing with. It was pretty CSI, check it out...
The experiment deemed that the poo was, in fact, fake due to the hardness and lack of odor. We also determined that it was some sort of food/water soluble material because as soon as this thing went poolside it disappeared... more to come.








