My online sexual harassment training went amazingly well. I am now a certified sexual harassment specialist. I'm sure alot of you dudes (and babes) want to know exactly what harassment is and how far is too far in the work place. Lucky you, I made a cliff notes version of the course. After completing the course, you too, will be as advanced as myself. Let's begin:

You can call the dude in your office "Little Mary Sissy Pants" but if you do this hand gesture you're a harasser.
You can ask a female co-worker to do jell-o shots out of your belly button but if you look like this guy you are a harasser.
If you take butt pictures on you cellphone you are a harasser. Unless, you have a website called "smackthat.com", in which case you are doing side work at regular work. I think that's a different offense.
If your boss shows you how he eats a make believe popsickle that's not harassment, if you want to keep your job. If your Heavy Metal Chuck chances are you're a sexual harasser...

Congratulations! You are a sexual harassment specialist!

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