Just in time for the sellin' out of Whaley's latest Pro Model he sent me this email-

Top 7 reasons why I should have an honorary Creature board:

7. Hunkered down in a Jersey loading dock in 1992 and smoked weed with Sheffey and Coco Santiago. I don't know what that has to do with Creature. I just wanted it to be known.

6. I like hot green and I don't want royalties.

5 . Had a Concussion interview with a mohawk photo. Wait...Lee? Are you branding me? No wonder my woven I Path's piss you off. Wait till you find out I've been using Sun In... Good luck molding The Bone.

4. SC and Creature would tour together in the 90's. Spent so much time with Chalba that I came home with a southern accent.

3. I karate kicked D. Navs thumb in Hamburg in 96. Broke his navicular (nav's-icular?) and put him in a cast for a while.

2. On tour, when Chad Fernandez was on Creature, I landed primo on a flatground kickflip and ate shit. He laughed at me. I spit on him. I was kind of a bitch. He went home and didn't ride for Creature much longer.

1. Lee's into it.
Oh yah and thanks to everybody for making Gravette your 2nd favorite Am over at the Thrasher site.

Congrats to Tay Tay for getting 4th at PHX AM... and Baby Lamb gets 8th, woah! For more play-by-play action check out The Skateboard Mag. Two Creature dudes in the top 10? Smells like world domination to me

Completely unrelated, how awesome is this picture? That ladies shirt pretty much says it all. Man, Lizard, love that dude.

I know I said that I wasn't going to post for 6 months but I miss you guys. Let's get back together.

Adam Dyet rides for Creature...well, he doesn't, but judging by his colorway choice it's like he wants to.

Along with the actual ownership of the color green, we also are looking into purchasing the rights to the sense of smell and the word "the".... all bands beware.

Here's Ponts burning out while Nihilist played at the Creature/Harley Davidson demo last weekend...

One of the hottest trends these past couple weeks has been dudes showing me naked pictures of their girlfriends on their cell phones. It's wierd because they give this look like "bro-ski, don't tell anybody" but I mean what am I supposed to say if I was to tell somebody.
Hey did you guys hear about the newest limited boards we did? Check
this out! There are only a few of these babies left, go get'em.
Al "White Hot" Partanen celebrated his birthday yesterday... way to go on being born duder!
Funeral French is hyped on his shirts! Check out his blog for more of this UK hesher...
Speaking of UK heshers, Marc Churcill is on the mend after his car accident a while back. The lads are throwing him a skate bash and tea time... Cheerio!
Somebody out there in internet land got themselves a Creature Ghostriders tattoo... See, the thing is, you get a tattoo like that and next thing you know it starts raining poon-tang. That was the first time I ever typed poon-tang.
I had the pleasure of running into Jake Jones (SC TM) at the bar last night. I only drank 2 beers with the dude and he smoked a whole pack of cigarettes and we pretty much made NHS a million dollars in great ideas. I smell a raise Jakey Poo, see you at 10:30...
Talk to you guys in 6 months when I blog again....
But I will leave you with this... you can thank me later.

"SO GET THE F_CK OUTTA THE ROAD" and you know what I am talking about old man!