I know that I'm blowing it if Ron (The Bone) posts something before I do. Here we go, a week in review....
The Art Dept. threw a dice tournament for the holidays. The idea being that one lucky jerk would come out with roughly $300 for the holidays. The competition started friendly when the ante was one dollar... Then the pressure was quickly applied as the ante doubled every 10 minutes... In the end the 300 bones went to... Strange Notes own Clarified... She said that she was so freaking that she was going to go home and puke directly after. Nice one Clare. Thanks to Dave for not stabbing me even though I deserved it.
After the tourney, it was officiallly sales meeting time, which I would equate to being cut with a plastic butter knife a thousand times and then taking a bath in lemon juice. On the upside this fucking dirtbag came to town. Word on the street is this dudes got a shitting in random places while blacked out drunk problem. While some people might wet the bed in a drunken state, Lizard might just lay some cable in your hotel room. To-mato, Ta-mato.
Creature's Sales Rep of the Year Award goes to Terry Campion. Who, despite being a home owner and having two kids, got more plastered than anyone and yielded these radical shots... Sometime around when these shots were taken TC was leaving me a drunken voice mail about Shawn Taylor wearing a green shirt and how he hoped I was tucked in all cozy. I was TC, thanks.

I'm on a powerful glue high right now. Been gearing for the NHS dice tourney coming up. You really get to understand peoples honest fears of other people. Like who's secretly scared of who and who thinks who is a bad sport. I love it, I've somehow turned into some sort of dice Switzerland. So, heads up dudes, I've got your weaknesses in my back pocket, you might as well just put your money in my wallet.
Has anybody out there been biting your nails for some "What's the senator up to now" Contest entries...Well, here you go... Horn Aid '06 Ignore Horn Epicly Horn'd She Horn.
4 days left in Creature's "What's the Senator up to now" Contest. Quite possibly, the most popular contest ever to be on the internet. Get you entries in and win decks, tees, a wiffle ball and all the glory.
Nickname update: "Wisco" is now "The Nube".
Oh yah, look at everybodies same lame old blogs. If you guys spent less time color coating your excel spreadsheets maybe you could post something. I don't know.

The "What's The Senator Up To Now" Contest has reached epic perportions in terms of response... 2 days deep and already an amazing slideshow. I did recieve some content that was deemed unfit for the internet, some people would say that means I'm like the man bringing my perverbial audience down. They'd be right. Sidenote: Birth is, in fact, very natural but also completely disgusting. Especially if it's birth in the 1970's, bearded-wise. On to the show....
Guido Horn Andy McHorn Hornalope Vote Horn! Hornbacca "I pity the Horn" Conga Horn Young Cranston....and now for the finally------> Celebrity Crangina....OOOhhhh!
If anybody wants me to come to thier "Holiday Party" let me know because my schedule is filling up fast. Yah Baby Jesus! See you on Monday or MoreHornDay...

Man, if I knew the response of this contest was going to be so good I would have worn underwear.... First round "What's The Senator Up To Now" Contest entries, strap your asses on, Skurdoosh... David Lee Horn BullHorn Wizard of Horn Yee-Horn Problem Horn! Ye Old Cranston Get Cranston or Die Trying Master Cranston And of course Trash Your Horn.
Went to my first "Holiday Party" last night for the shop. Free booze and food, chocolate covered turds in the urinal, transvestites and karaoke, good times. I fullfilled a lifetime goal of singing "Just what I needed" by the Cars to finish the evening. Hey, Baby Jordi remember when you hit your girlfriend in the face and then you tried to blame it on me. Not cool. I love Christmas.
Hey did you guys know that Silent mike lives in LA now? Photo by Oystein Kvanneid. Hey Mike, call me up your going to Florida... I think.
Keep the entries coming...