The ideas have been flowing in for the Best/Worst Idea for a Contest Contest. Thanks to you Fiends out there for restoring my faith in you by sending in the ideas that involve boobs. You know who are, great job. Speaking of female anatomy, Britney, jeez. Get your entries in... 5 days left and you could win 2 sleds.
There was some speculation as to the authenticity of Amie's winning tattoo. She backed it up with this new bigger version... Looks pretty legit.
The new Sacramento Park is open...this kid knows... Tuck Knee Butterball.
I talked to Darren on the phone like 6 times yesterday, wow, it's like I got married twice. Word has it he may get his own blog. Keep your eyes peeled for the most misspelled blog in the history of the internet.
Alex Carolino is here and I swear to god, he had a pineapple. That's straight up jungle...

After much deliberation and a little whiskey we have chosen the winner for the Creature Worst Tattoo Ever Contest. We did run into a little problem in regards to what deems a tattoo bad. Is it if the idea is good but the execution is bad or is it if it's a bad idea and a solid execution. The judging was stiff, we eliminated Foxy Grandma on account he is getting it covered up and not proudly flying his flag of regret. Anyway, we basically picked a winner and a runner up. MySpace Amie is the winner with her 100% Skateboarder tattoo she got from her dad with a pin and some ink. She wins a Creature board, a set of OJ's and 2 t-shirts. Our runner up is Gary Ashpole from New Jersey with his "pump it like a fatbird" tat. This thing really threw us for a loop, let's look at it again... Wow! It's cool that it says "Pump it" and it's right above your butthole... and you have a pink belt on! Gary you win a half a bottle of Listerine and Creature deck. Winners should email and I will get your stuff going
Hey everybody, the new Sacramento park is open. Taylor knows... What the hell is Navs doing here?.. You guys ready for the next contest? Here it is. The contest for the week is to email me an idea for the next contest. Welcome to the Creature Best Idea for a Contest Contest. All ideas will be reviewed and the winner gets 2 creature boards and an empty bottle of whiskey. Get your ideas in by next Tuesday to win...

Today marks the end of the Creature Worst Tattoo Ever Contest. We do have two last entries that will be counted but after I post this me and Chewy will decide who winnner is. The winner will be announced tommorrow morning...On to the last two entries, this is Amie's cousin's tattoo that he got while 18 and intoxicated. The cover-up has already started but if you look close you can read the text says "Foxy Grandma", awesome! Next up is our own ClareBear, with her self-proclaimed "worst ankle tattoo" that she got in her self-proclaimed "vato phase". Not so bad Clare. Could you please up the ante when you screw your skin up for life...jeez.
New contest and this weeks winner all coming tommorrow, come on by.

There is only one day left in the Creature Worst Tattoo Ever Contest and the entries are starting to trickle in. Amie, our MySpace Web Wizard sent in this entry... Amie's dad gave her this on Halloween with just a needle and some ink. Pretty punk and not such a bad tattoo considering the circumstances. On the other hand, we have Gary Ashpole from Jersey... This has to be the harshest tramp stamp I have ever seen on a dude. It's so open for interpretation and bad jokes that I need say no more. There is only one day left for the contest. entries will be judged by myself and Chewy. The winner gets a Creature board, a set of OJ's and 2 t-shirts. Get your entries in ASAP...
I went and skated my hometown park on Saturday with approximately 1000 goofball kids that had apparently just started skateboarding that day. The park is in Brentwood, not OJ Simpson Brentwood, the Brentwood by Antioch on the Delta. The only saving grace of the day was that the rippingest kid in the park was riding a Partanen Feeding Time board. If anybody in Brentwood knows who that kid is tell him to email me...
Get you tats in turdballs...

The Creature Worst Tattoo Ever Contest started yesterday and it looks like some people are a little scared to get the party started so Chewy stepped it up. Basically, Chewy is sure that he has worse tattoos than anybody and is claiming a landslide victory on his behalf. Considering he works here, the fact that he wins stuff he could get for free is just greedy and sort of hilarious. Check out just a couple of his little turdballs... I'm sure you can't tell but this is Calvin, yah, that Calvin... And here's from his rock steady ska youth... Wilson decided to hop on board with this forearm number one that looks a little number two Last but not least here's JB's entry.... This is what he said about the fine specimen...."Shortly after getting my piece this chick dropped me like a bad habit. She's now married to some construction dude, has 3 kids and lives in Scotts Valley. For the last 11 years I've had to either hide this from new girlfriends or when things get serious with a new girl, I have to have the most uncomfortable conversation about my demoralizing drunken decision." Ouch, 6 more days to go people get on the good foot and send that shit in. The prize may get bigger....
Happy Turkeydicks see you jive asses next week....