Yesterday I posted that the newest addition to the team, Raven Tershay, was 16 years old. Justin Gold from Sessions sent me an email saying that Raven is 14 not 16. I usually disregard what Gold tells me considering he's totally full of shit but I think he's right. What a great oppurtunity to post another shot of Raven from the Tim Brauch Contest (that he won by the way). Tuck knee blaster! We've also decided that we don't want to waste the fact that Raven's name is soooo Creature. So, from know on he has to wear only black with wings connected to his sleeves and when he does a radical trick he has to go "CaCaaaw!" in the air. Should be sick.

It's official, Raven Tershay is the newest (and youngest) addition to the Creature team. Not only is the the kid related to one of skateboarding's finest but he's also a monster shredder for only being 16. Welcome to the team Raven, now go finish your homework... We were just in Fresno for the last couple of days. We had planned to bury another coffin full of product along the way but half way through digging the grave one of our crew decided to break his wrist. So, on the one hand you guys are bummed there is no coffin to find, on the other hand we got to spend 2 1/2 awesome hours at the Los Banos Urgent Care. So sick. Get better Darnel!

So it's been like 2 weeks since the my last post and so much is going on I might just have to go take a nap. Where to begin? Well first, I would like to share my favorite photo that came back from ASR. I have to give a prelude to the picture saying that the dude who gave it to me said that he didn't want anyone to know he took it or that he was at an after after party til six in the mornin when these bags of skank rolled in and started makin out with each other and getting naked. Don't trip Baby Jordi, your secret is safe with me. The best part about this photo is the 2 pervey dudes. The macho greaseball doing the butt cup and the balding mullet guy who is about to wet his little pants.
Also, since the tradeshow is over we are already gearing up for next year. And "what's going to be hot next year?" you ask. Super hero chicks with glowing nun chucks dude, duh! A while back we went to Placerville on a Go Skateboarding Day adventure. We also buried a coffin full of product at the park for some lucky kid to find. Well, bad news for everybody else but the coffin has been found and here's the little kid who found it.... I think he's from Reno, here's what it looked like as the coffin was being unearfed... Spooky! Stay tuned as Creature Shallow Graves will be popping up all over the country in the next couple of months.
Team-wise: Hitz is in the garage, Navs is nursing the knee logging footage for the new Creature video, Partanen is on the road with the Anti-Hero dudes, Ponts is back in Europe on a romantic interlude, Gravette is almost fully operational, Perkins can't poop because of his pain medication, Stu got thrown in the fire, Adrian's ripping pools, Horn is back in SD and Potter is hyped to be living in SF bombing hills every night.
The 8th annual Tim Brauch Memorial Contest is going down at the Scott's Valley park this weekend. Yours truely will be MC-ing the deal which translates to heckling little kids and mis-naming tricks all day long. K-Doobies will also be there judging and correcting my drunken mistakes. Come on out, have fun and tan your buns.
Lastly, here's a cute little girl with a Creature skull, that's god damned adorable... Ooooh wait, this just in, here's what spiders do when they're all high and junk.

Creature and Caliskatz.com have hooked up a Creature Product Giveaway.
Not as cool as the Creature Coffin Burial but 2nd place for sure... 4 winners. Click the Caliskatz logo above to enter and for details!

Unlike K-Doobies, next door, I'm not going to tradeshow. As I would equate the 3 days of being at the tradeshow to being punched in the neck, I'm pretty hyped I won't be there. I'm sad I'll miss Wilson's b-day blowout but on the other hand I won't miss gonorrhea handshakes.
Attention all sales reps: Sell more Creature stuff or you'll be replaced with robots.
Hey Jeff Channon, who sucks? That's right, me!
Here's a hint of what's been going on for the last couple of weeks.
I'll throw the full awesomeness you're way in a couple days. If your Josh Perkins, this what your life looks like... Gravette came by with his entourage yesterday. They did a little product pillage and his one buddy asked if he could take this Indy shirt, I said yes, I didn't tell him it was a girls shirt. I think I might be a jerk. Ponts came by too, he mounted some ram skull on the front of his Harley. His bike looks like some kind of Mad Max shit now, or least Raising Arizona.
Alright, you guys have fun at ASR. Don't forget to check out the US Army booth, you could win a free complete. Hey Wilson, don't forget to drink some water duder.