Congratulations to Taylor Bingamen for winning the 2nd Annual Crocker Chili Cookoff that went down this past weekend. Check the Trife for pictures of the event.
The Creature injured list is getting a little out of hand lately as Perkins compound fractures his ankle and Navs folded his knee and add that to Gravette's hairline fractured ankle. We hope that everybody has a speedy recovery. Hey, everybody else on the team, safety first.
Some kids sent me 12 dollars cash to be in the Creature Fiend Club, you're in, thanks for the burrito.
Here's some photos...
Navs at Ambush in Florida, re-living the dream. Steve Reeves gets a shot in Kingpin! Way to translate you're ripping styles into Euros. And here's Baby Amalia pushing a kitty in stroller. Later for you.

I sometimes question why I live in Santa Cruz. Last night was one of those times. While having dinner at the Brewery the guy who tans at the coffee shop came over and told me that he wanted to build a house entirely out of hemp. Soon after that, some honky-ass college goofball told me I should check out his band, he said that they're like "hip hop, reggae, ska". Cool, it's not like every bong toking college kid has a band like that around here. No offense to bongs.
Adrian Mallory has sweet interview over at the Thrasher website , so you should go check that out. Mallory and Navs are still out with the Vox dudes traveling across this great vulcanized country of ours.
I know that some of you dudes have an aversion to words and like looking at pictures, so here's a picture of Gravette "Baby Lamb" reading his favorite publication. Hope that you're healing up OK Gravetter's.
You guys want to win free Creature stuff? Of course you do. You better go check out Caliskatz online emporium of sweet shitz. Tell Tony we said what's up.
Last but not least, Jerome over at Shiner Distro in the UK sent me this link of the Creature dudes shredding straight off the plane.

It's that time again... time to throw down some Primetime Lee-isms. We're on the air 24/7... member that!

Otherwise.... .

and I don't think you'll like this very much.

You ever answer the phone and you're not sure who it is and then you have a 10 minute long conversation with that person and you're never really sure who the person is and you don't really want to ask? It's like a gameshow where you try and figure out who the person is using clues from their answers to you're vague questions. Anyway, I lost.
Hey, did you guys forget how much Adrian Mallory rips? Well, here you go. And here's where you go if you want to avoid working at work.
Jeff Channon you won a Creature deck, you should email me.
So you guys heard that the Web Wiz is getting hitched. What you didn't know is that he also started a new business. Check out the new Wizard... making lovers dreams come true.
I put these dudes on the Creature team this morning...
Wilson, I ain't mad at you boo, I was too high to be on the internet anyway but I will take you up on shooting you in the face. Come over some time today and feel the wrath of the "Hezbollah Liberation Kit". Stay tuned for footage of the liberation.
In other news, Navs called me at 7:30AM, Karl Watson cut his dreads and Hell froze over.

but then I got shot in the face, and where was god then?